Helicopter Love: Notice Me!: Me, Me, Me

HELICOPTOR LOVE: NOTICE ME: ME, ME, ME!

Why does Trump like to take press questions with the Presidential helicopter, Marine One, running nearby? Here’s some reasons that I surmise might explain this behavior. (Comic relief on the day Barr is invited to obfuscate before the Senate Judiciary Committee and the nation.)

  1. OBAMA DID IT WHICH IS A PROBLEM, BUT REAGAN ALSO DID IT SO IT’S FINE.
  2. EVERYONE HAS TO TALK VERY LOUD.
  3. IT’S DRAMATIC!
  4. HE GETS TO SAY “EXCUSE ME” WHILE HE RUDELY INTERRUPTS MEMBERS OF THE PRESS. HE GETS TO BE FAKE POLITE TO THE “FAKE” NEWS.
  5. EVERYBODY CAN SEE HOW BUSY AND IMPORTANT HE IS.
  6. HE IS VERY CONTROLLING AND THIS OFFERS LOTS OF WAYS TO CONTROL THE EVENT.
  7. HE CAN SHOW HIS DISDAIN FOR CLIMATE SCIENCE BY BURNING ALL THAT EXCESS FUEL.
  8. GIVEN HOW TERRIBLE THESE PRESSERS ARE, THEY ARE STILL PREFERABLE TO EITHER SEAN SPICER’S VERSION, OR THAT OF SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
  9. IF PEOPLE CATCH HIM IN A LIE HE COULD SIMPLY CLAIM THEY ARE HARD OF HEARING WHILE HE HAS THE HEARING OF A 25 YEAR OLD.
  10. HE JUST LOVES TO BE NEAR BIG TRUCKS AND MILITARY-STYLE MACHINES THAT ENHANCE HIS MANLINESS.
  11. IT REMINDS EVERYONE THAT HE IS THE “COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF”.
  12. HE CAN MAKE A QUICK GET AWAY.

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