If you give Trump a phone
If you give President Trump a phone he will want to tweet.
And if you let a Trump tweet he will want covfefe
If you give him covfefe he’ll want chocolate cake.
If you give him yummy chocolate cake he will want China to stop misbehaving economically.
If he gets President Xi in the mood to talk he will want to slap some tariffs on Chinese goods because that’s what he wanted to do all along.
If you give Trump his tariffs he will turn a deaf ear when everyone complains.
If you leave his tariffs in place he will want a wall so he can keep people from Central America and South America from immigrating to America.
If he doesn’t get a wall he’ll want a government shutdown.
If he gets his wall he will want to go on Fox News to preen.
After he preens before the world he will want his PJ’s.
Once he dons his PJ’s he will want his hamberders and soda.
While he eats he will want to see himself on Fox News until he is finally ready to stop wanting things……
At least until he wakes up and wants his phone and some covfefe.
This seems like it will never end.
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